Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Electronic 'Khat'

This piece of writing is not a typical writing but is a part of mail! The mail which I sent to one of my favorite juniors during my heavenly college days. I sent it for the purpose as mentioned in the mail below. Please read through to enjoy :)

Date: 5th November, 2009

Time: 4.30 am

Before going through the main body, please read the legal warning!

Dear Vineet,

Once again I am writing at this juncture of day and night when you would be floating far in your dream even beyond your own conscious imaginary horizon. As glad I am as you would be to know that this piece of writing is just 4 u, just as you have been craving for more of my articles!!

As there have been unexpected and unsolicited (and sometimes unwelcome too from my side!! :) spectral appearances of yours which have often frightened and paradoxically lured me with that genuinely contagious smile of yours, probing me: "have I disturbed you sir?" (Even when you knew that I indeed had been!). "No, not at all, come in dear!" is my usual reply you must agree. How else would you expect me to act? I know even if I said yes, you would have broken into. Doing so, I am merely saving the assets of both IIIT and Mine!! Don’t worry, not less is your contribution towards this saving J
I am not intending to write any fictional or scholarly article here. I am writing all which is flowing into my indented mind through the keyboard. You see people are not just subject to others mind (perception), but sometimes they r subject to the whims of keyboard, as is your case right now. Your entity is currently subject to a keyboard. The keyboard in consideration is outrunning the pace of my mind. And so u cannot be safe while you get victim of the maize of alphabets which may combine to form most beautiful and sweet words and the most abhorring and erratic at the same time. Doesn’t it sound terrific to be subdued by something which we know is the progeny of ourselves? But this is the fact. Eventually you can look around to validate the worth of my previous sentence. Everywhere today we are subject to things which we have ourselves created. Yet there is no trace of a perfect controlled system, even though we make the (fake) control systems. Do rationalize the pros n cons of this hypothesis. I believe, my control system is getting uncontrolled now, and contrary to my wish to write further, I m forced to stand by this system of mine for the time being. Till then bye.....
Hope you enjoy reading through :)

Regards,

Praveer...:)...:)

Legal Warning: The purpose of this piece of writing is completely humorous and purely subjective. any cut to the quick, even exceptional, may be deemed as serious blasphemy to the author, thereby leading to the liability of a Treat at Malik or Chandi, whichever the defaulter wishes to prefer; the timing of which may be fixed by mutual consent of the defaulter and defaulted. Any confusion, indigestion and/or ambiguity shall completely lie within the jurisdiction of Room No: 119, IIIT Allahabad till 19th May 2010.